After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Vodka?
Forever.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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