This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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