they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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