with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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