So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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