I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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