Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Randomize
