I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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