i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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