so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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