Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
The beer is more important than you right now.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize