he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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