Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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