HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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