It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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