are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
zippers are such a cool invention
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
