craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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