Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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