Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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