i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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