But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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