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Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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