i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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