No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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