i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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