You work out of a Hotel?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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