after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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