A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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