we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
What a dumb baby whore.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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