whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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