I'm gonna have a badass scar
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
