drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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