You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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