That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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