new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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