and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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