party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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