Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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