Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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