I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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