she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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