How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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