I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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