it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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