I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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