I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
wow bdsm is so cute
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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