I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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