no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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