I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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