no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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