HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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