my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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