How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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